Marge Simpson as Cover Girl on the November Issue of Playboy

How cool is this?

Just read it on Twitter (thanks god for the Trending Topics, because of that I'm able to get news as soon as possible even if it's senseless LOL). But hey, aren't we all Simpsons Fans?

Marge Simpson will be the first comic figure on the cover of Playboy which will published in November.

But there's one question left: ... what the hell is Homer going to say??

Change ya job, bitch!

No, seriously!

Aren't you sick of people too that make you feel that you are not welcome? Impolite bastards making you feel you better leave wherever you are (in a store, office, etc.).

No "Hello", No "Can I help you", No smile, No life in their eyes, No "Bye, have a nice day".

Sure - everyone has a bad day, but damn it, it's your job.

Learn to seperate your private life from your professional. I worked 2 years in a store and I was nice and polite, maybe a bit too much because some guys asked me out on a date - but I was just nice, but don't worry, none of them who overdo it and look fake.

But anyway - if you are not happy with your job and it feels wrong and you are unhappy - change your job! Look for a new career, re-educate. It's not too late to find the job that suits you. But don't let the people around you feel uncomfortable!

Time to change ya job, bitch!

Appointments...

Back in the 90's there were 2 ways of havin an appointment:

You were on time to meet the person
...or...
You were on time tellin the person that you had no time

Bein reachable anytime time of the day kinda PISSES ME OFF - to say it in a polite way. People are too late, lettin you wait for hours or cancel meetings while you are on the way to them.

Thank god you can send a short message *rolleyes*

But in order to save money they assume you are online the whole day (- don't even think about that you are one of those 'losers' that don't have internet - how ridiculous) and send you a mail with a cancelation. Sure - I'm pressing 'F5' the whole day, honey!

The reason why I'm writing this. I got up early, dress myself, put make up on to be on time on my meeting with the bank - and the bank got the nerve to cancel my appointment - HELLO?

Ok... anyway...

I know, I know, I know....

I know I've said something else...
I know I've promised to come back in august. For real I started to write new stuff, a blog, 2 new videos, I'm about to work on a collab with a "new" youtuber which happens to be a friend of mine (*zwinker to Corina*).
It's just that I never expected that Michael's passing would hit me so hard and today is a very sad day for us fans as well. I'm not gonna talk about it here, because I know you follow me because of me and not because of Michael Jackson. Any fan is welcome to follow me @FunkeyJay

Anyway... after spending so much time being not in front of the camera - I need to get used to it again LOL. Sounds strange - I know. Plus, I have a lot of personal issues I need to deal with before.

But all that doesn't mean that I'm doing nothing currently. I'm writing.
I won't close any account and stop being FunkeyGurl - Hell No! - I just can't.
I love to entertain people - I love to make people laugh - I love to be creative. So, there's simply no way out of being a youtuber - of being FunkeyGurl - ...being ME.

I'll be back - I promise :)

I'm hungry now LOL

See you!

Big KISS

OKAY!

For those you didn't read my tweets or are not following me.

I was taking a break... a YouTube break... and it will end.

August, 1st I will end this break but that doesn't mean I will upload a video on that day. It means I start writing, filming, taking care of my sites and so on.
Although I have to admit that I already wrote something for 4-5 videos in june. Maybe I'll make something out of that first before I start writing my videos with sociocritical background.

See you in August

xoxo
Jenny (soon FunkeyGurl again)

Hypocrites / YouTube Break

Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely proud that my angel Michael touched so many hearts all over the world, I'm so happy so many people are loving and singing & dancing to his songs.

BUT...

... would people do the same if the "This is it" tour would start next week?
Would all these people listen to his songs or would they say "No, he's so out, he is not in fashion anymore!"
Would people love him or still call him a freak?

Suddenly EVERYONE loves him. Everyone has been touched by him ... strange!

Don't get me wrong again, I love to see the big influence of Michael on peoples life, because he has a big one on mine too.

But is that the price he had to pay to receive the love from all these people??
Where were these people when he needed them?
Did they support him in difficult times and share happiness in joyful times??
No matter what he did so many people - people always called him a freak - and now these people love him!

STUPID hypocrites!
I needed to say that! I felt the need to say that.


And in addition, I'm taking a little YouTube/FunkeyGurl break!
I have been working on my channel for monthes without any break and I had so many MJ videos in the planning (started to write lyrics for a concert countdown) because I would have visited his concerts pretty soon.
I need to re-think about some stuff what is really important.
But don't worry, I'll come back with new videos - don't worry ;)


"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself then make a change"

See you soon and

STAY FUNKEY

All my love,
Jennifer

This is how I feel....

Buket, you know her as Bouqué, sent me a sms in the middle of the night of the breaking news. I couldn't believe it and thought it was a bad joke because his tour was about to start and my first concert would be in less than 4 weeks. It was something which was impossible...

I grew up with him/ with his music. I first heard in the end of the 80's. I loved him. I tried to sing his songs. Everything I ever saw on TV just stuck in my mind, I never forgot all the scenes and the excitement, the magic e.g. the dangerous era. Meanwhile I had my little boygroup time, but Michael came back to me. In 1997 I started to collect things like crazy. To that time and years later I watched his dances, tried to teach them myself. It was different, it was innovativ, it was the BEST I've ever seen! The power, the energy, the magic - it couldn't be compared to someone else. I always tried to make plans to see him since the early 2000, but I was mostly too shy and scared to travel alone - but it was ALWAYS my biggest dream to meet him or see him live on stage... or just a second on some publice place - I didn't care, I just wanted to see him! Even the difficult time in 2004/05 didnt end my love to him because I always knew he was innocent.
After that it was really quiet but the announcement of the concerts made so happy like I haven't been before. I was lucky enough to get 4 tickets in the pre sale with VERY good view. I was happy, excited - finally my dream would be reality. I told my mom "After I've seen Michael, I can die - there won't be anything I need to see" with a big smile on my face.

My heart is broken. A part of my life has gone with him and I don't find the motivation to make new videos currently. It was my dream to be so good, to improve a lot, to become the best - so I can maybe work with him someday. I'm deeply sad. I'm crying ever since. Some people don't understand, but we fans do. And sorry to say that - if you think it's childish - please unfollow me, unsubscribe me - I don't need you.
It's very painful too because on his last pics he looks happy - he was ready for it. He wasn't ill as the press state. He was healthy. He looked healthy. But mostly - he was happy at the time - happy to start the tour and be with us again to share his talent on stage.

Michael, you will be deeply missed - every single day!
I'll keep you in my heart forever.
And even if I don't like to write this sentence because I don't want it to be true...
... Rest in heavenly Peace, Michael! See you on the other side!
I love you... more, Michael!

Thanks for reading!


Jennifer (FunkeyGurl)

The Joy of: Relaxing, Hater comments and re-writing my video

It's summer finally, it's a party week and end of the school!

Therefore I'm not online as much as I use to be (to promote my channel/videos). Today e.g. was such a nice day. Spending so much time in the sun! Gosh, it sounds pretty boring, isn't it? But I promoted my channel for months without any break and now I'm just enjoying myself :)

Ooooh and I found some joy in replying to hater comments. Actually I told you and myself to ignore them but sometimes it just so fun to reply on the same level... or act stupid... e.g. someone wrote "Fuck this" -> "I would but they would flag it"...hahah... I'm sorry it's fun for me :) Just in case you'd every read something like that ;)
Oh and I thought about making something like a "weekly reaction video" to comments, good and bad ones. Like talkin to some people directly. It would fun, wouldn't it?

My next video will be a vlog... actually I wrote the video in the beginning of this month, but Shane Dawson was faster, so I need to change some stuff to make it look like a video response, but also being a video on its own.

But before I move my ass in front of the camera again I'll enjoy a nice evening with a concert... again! But it's going to be Thomas D (google him!) and it's for free.

See you around funkey bitches

xoxo

It's summer, bitches!

I'm sorry for the b-word, but I love to use it LOL

It's June and the summer is like it is every year in germany... NOT there!!
But no matter what: next week the whole city is upside down and partys all the time. That means I'm gonna let my inner Paris Hilton come to life - because if you don't know yet - I'm a supporter of the theory that there's "a Paris Hilton in all of us" LOL (no hater!)

So I might be not online that often or less that I'm now... because I don't want to send "drunken tweets" or something like that LOL

Stay Funkey, biiiiatches LOL

It's weekend Ladies & Gentlemen

Felt like writing something...

...hope you all like my decision about uploading all my parodys to FunkeyGurlTV! Gosh german laws sucks - but if I have to make that step to become a partner someday - Be It! But the honors on my 2nd channel are amazing! Thank you!

It sucks that I can make the parodys anymore, but I can make fun at any celebrity I want to - AND hell YEAH! I will! LOL! Already have some ideas and creative word games! But all that stuff doesnt fit, so I've a lot to think and write... and actually watch some stuff on YouTube so I can make a spoof (and believe me - I don't want to watch that TV show LOL)

That's it! Have a FUNKEY weekend!!

xoxo

WhatTheBuck Feature, concerts and fighting to get a YouTube Partnership

Hey hey!

Such a great week! Unbelieveable! Do you remember my last blog? I wrote that I'm gonna make a parody of a famous youtuber as a birthday present for always making me laugh. It's was for Michael Buckley a.k.a. WhatTheBuck! He's such a great personality, makes me laugh every time :)
And great things happened.
He featured my video for one day on his page and after that it was visible in his faves. You can see my video on his homepage too :) He commented it and said that he is obsessed with my one :) Means so much :) Don't forget to say Happy Birthday to him today!!

Besides that I travelled a bit in germany to visit concerts of the "Farin Urlaub Racing Team". It was great and fun! Stood in the first row, partied... just enjoying everything. Did I mention that I love concerts? LOL

YouTube Partnership... it's difficult! Just heard that in germany are different rules than in the US e.g. That means in germany I am NOT allowed to use instrumentals for parodys... that means .... since I don't want to delete any of them... I need to create a new account! It's actually a pity, because I've put a LOT of work in my FunkeyGurlNo1 channel but it seems like I need a new one... I need a plan!
If I create a new account... please follow me and subscribe

Funkey Greetz

Yieha! New video!

I worked through the night! Not even tired. I started at about 1 am with make up, preparing the cam and stuff and now about 11 pm (west european time) I'm waiting till my PC is done with... uhm... well whatever the program has to do to make it a video...

21 hours.. puhhh! I hope you guys like it and I didn't get rusty over the last weeks!

Actually the video is pretty negative, but don't worry about me! I just had to say it and it was fun writing it!
Again, I know I can't sing that well LOL it's a duet, COME ON LOL! (my sis mentions it sounded strange because there are "too many voices on it", but she took a look before I uploaded it and she liked it!) and the light SUCKS that much! I'm sorry!

Whatelse? I made a second video but I'm not sure if you like it! It's a parody of a famous youtuber! He's great and it's his birthday very soon! It's my present for "making me laugh" :)

Anyway, hope you enjoy my new vid :)

FUNKEY GREETINGS!!!


Ps: I know, to the time I published the blog my vid wasnt online - so, if you're reading it before seeing the vid... you have a little guess what it could be about LOL

Viva la.....el Red Bull??

No, I'm not getting paid for always mentioning Red Bull... but it's hard to live without it currently, tastes good, keeps me awake... and .... Zzzzzzzz... just kidding :)

Goooood news guys! Only 2 finals left and then I'm free... free free free... free to make videos again! I have so many new creative ideas, but I can't find the time to write something down, to inform myself about stuff... it's so annoying! I can't wait to finally make videos for you guys! Hope u'll like my ideas... oooh.. and btw I'll be in a little collab-happy-birthday-video for WhatTheBuck... well, if I don't miss the deadline LOL... it won't be anything special, just me speaking, but hey... I felt the need to inform you!!

And the result of this blog? First June week = new video!

Finally!

STAY FUNKEY

Concept?

I was thinking about creating a little concept for my channel...

I already have some ideas, but still it's difficult without "copying" someone. Actually I'm not into copying at all, but it happens that YouTubers (or human beings in general) come up with same ideas. But I want to keep it original and FUNKEY.

That's why I'm asking YOU to help me!

What do you like on my YouTube channel?
Which videos did you enjoy the most?
What would you like to see more often?
What did you dislike?
What do you wish to see but haven't seen yet?

Just tell me what you think!

FunkeyGurl@googlemail.com

I'm happy about every mail that I get!


Funkey greetings!

So so soooooo busy!

Yes I am!

I already have been really busy with promoting myself to get noticed... but now it's getting worser than ever!

My final exams!!!! Aaawwwwww!! I need to learn so much! Economics, English, German, Spanish and Mathematics will be the subjects I will be tested in from next week till the end of may.

Not very interesting, huh? You'd rather hear about some YouTube and Video stuff, don't you?

Well, since I've to learn that much I won't be able to make any special videos. But I'll upload one very soon... this video won't be a big surpise. I promise, you will think that when you watch it :)

Buuuuut... I already wrote some new stuff, and I have new ideas. I'd love to collab with a big YouTuber, he's great and I'm gonna ask him in the upcoming weeks, just want my Subs Number to increase a bit... I won't tell ya who I'm gonna ask, but please please pleaaaaase keep your fingers crossed for me :)

I also love to collab with other YouTubers and I love Video Responses... but I still haven't received a lot... oh wait.. I received a mail about a collab... need to check it...


SEEEE YAAAA Sooon and be patient with me... this is gonna be a VERY VERY busy time for me

Stay Funkey!

And I'm so sick of.... Love Songs??

No, I'm so sick of being sick actually. NeYos Song just came to my mind! Sick since thursday and I hate it. Hate being not able to make videos, not being able to think, talk, write, concentrate...

Just a little update actually, because soon the rest of my power will leave me.

I've new ideas for videos but I've to wait till I'm fit again! I'm sooo sick! :(

Have a healthy and funkey weekend :)

Uhm... well....

... yeah...! It's already wednesday and I haven't posted a blog since sunday!

I'm kinda new, well, ok... I'm new to this blog thing, is it something you have to update regulary? Like every day? Or at least every second day?

- I don't know! But I feel like writing a new one... don't know about what, let's see where it leads LOL

Actually I'm very stressed currently... Tests before my final exams, a big and important presentation about euroisation/dollarisation I have to prepare and present alone, learning for my final exams... aaaand still promoting my channel in order to get subscribers and increasing my popularity. I told ya why in my last blog! And I love to keep in touch with my subs, that means I'm currently doing about 4 things at the same time...

Actually this blog should have the title "I love being busy"... but "uhm... well..." is cool too! HaHa!

See ya!

Stay Funkey!

I'm such a lazy person ...

... as I already mentioned in my last video.

All the important stuff I really need to learn, because of an important test on tuesday, is laying on the table. I can see it from here... But guess what is more interesting?

YES! YouTube....

But not watching videos and having fun by wasting time, NO, promoting my channel, sending mails, answering... getting popular on YouTube.
I can't deny my souls desire: I want to be in the show business someday. I want it since I'm 11 year old and since I'm 12 years old I've made videos, directed, edited them. I wrote stories/sketches, acted and besides that I wrote songs, sang (and still can't sing LOL) and even danced.

But back to my life now... Damnit, I need to learn that stuff... by the way, it's economics/business studies... or whatever, my online dictonary gives me 2 examples...

I need to pull myself together! Only 2 1/2 months and then I will never ever have to go to school again... but to university :)

First Blog

Wow - welcome to the future, Ms Funkey. Never thought I would ever start something like a blog but since I post vlogs - why not blogs?

Let see how everything works...

I'm going to post blogs now and then, also I try to figure out if I like or dislike it.

Buuuuut....

... welcome to FunkeyGurl's Blog :)