Marge Simpson as Cover Girl on the November Issue of Playboy

How cool is this?

Just read it on Twitter (thanks god for the Trending Topics, because of that I'm able to get news as soon as possible even if it's senseless LOL). But hey, aren't we all Simpsons Fans?

Marge Simpson will be the first comic figure on the cover of Playboy which will published in November.

But there's one question left: ... what the hell is Homer going to say??

Change ya job, bitch!

No, seriously!

Aren't you sick of people too that make you feel that you are not welcome? Impolite bastards making you feel you better leave wherever you are (in a store, office, etc.).

No "Hello", No "Can I help you", No smile, No life in their eyes, No "Bye, have a nice day".

Sure - everyone has a bad day, but damn it, it's your job.

Learn to seperate your private life from your professional. I worked 2 years in a store and I was nice and polite, maybe a bit too much because some guys asked me out on a date - but I was just nice, but don't worry, none of them who overdo it and look fake.

But anyway - if you are not happy with your job and it feels wrong and you are unhappy - change your job! Look for a new career, re-educate. It's not too late to find the job that suits you. But don't let the people around you feel uncomfortable!

Time to change ya job, bitch!

Appointments...

Back in the 90's there were 2 ways of havin an appointment:

You were on time to meet the person
...or...
You were on time tellin the person that you had no time

Bein reachable anytime time of the day kinda PISSES ME OFF - to say it in a polite way. People are too late, lettin you wait for hours or cancel meetings while you are on the way to them.

Thank god you can send a short message *rolleyes*

But in order to save money they assume you are online the whole day (- don't even think about that you are one of those 'losers' that don't have internet - how ridiculous) and send you a mail with a cancelation. Sure - I'm pressing 'F5' the whole day, honey!

The reason why I'm writing this. I got up early, dress myself, put make up on to be on time on my meeting with the bank - and the bank got the nerve to cancel my appointment - HELLO?

Ok... anyway...

I know, I know, I know....

I know I've said something else...
I know I've promised to come back in august. For real I started to write new stuff, a blog, 2 new videos, I'm about to work on a collab with a "new" youtuber which happens to be a friend of mine (*zwinker to Corina*).
It's just that I never expected that Michael's passing would hit me so hard and today is a very sad day for us fans as well. I'm not gonna talk about it here, because I know you follow me because of me and not because of Michael Jackson. Any fan is welcome to follow me @FunkeyJay

Anyway... after spending so much time being not in front of the camera - I need to get used to it again LOL. Sounds strange - I know. Plus, I have a lot of personal issues I need to deal with before.

But all that doesn't mean that I'm doing nothing currently. I'm writing.
I won't close any account and stop being FunkeyGurl - Hell No! - I just can't.
I love to entertain people - I love to make people laugh - I love to be creative. So, there's simply no way out of being a youtuber - of being FunkeyGurl - ...being ME.

I'll be back - I promise :)

I'm hungry now LOL

See you!

Big KISS

OKAY!

For those you didn't read my tweets or are not following me.

I was taking a break... a YouTube break... and it will end.

August, 1st I will end this break but that doesn't mean I will upload a video on that day. It means I start writing, filming, taking care of my sites and so on.
Although I have to admit that I already wrote something for 4-5 videos in june. Maybe I'll make something out of that first before I start writing my videos with sociocritical background.

See you in August

xoxo
Jenny (soon FunkeyGurl again)

Hypocrites / YouTube Break

Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely proud that my angel Michael touched so many hearts all over the world, I'm so happy so many people are loving and singing & dancing to his songs.

BUT...

... would people do the same if the "This is it" tour would start next week?
Would all these people listen to his songs or would they say "No, he's so out, he is not in fashion anymore!"
Would people love him or still call him a freak?

Suddenly EVERYONE loves him. Everyone has been touched by him ... strange!

Don't get me wrong again, I love to see the big influence of Michael on peoples life, because he has a big one on mine too.

But is that the price he had to pay to receive the love from all these people??
Where were these people when he needed them?
Did they support him in difficult times and share happiness in joyful times??
No matter what he did so many people - people always called him a freak - and now these people love him!

STUPID hypocrites!
I needed to say that! I felt the need to say that.


And in addition, I'm taking a little YouTube/FunkeyGurl break!
I have been working on my channel for monthes without any break and I had so many MJ videos in the planning (started to write lyrics for a concert countdown) because I would have visited his concerts pretty soon.
I need to re-think about some stuff what is really important.
But don't worry, I'll come back with new videos - don't worry ;)


"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself then make a change"

See you soon and

STAY FUNKEY

All my love,
Jennifer

This is how I feel....

Buket, you know her as Bouqué, sent me a sms in the middle of the night of the breaking news. I couldn't believe it and thought it was a bad joke because his tour was about to start and my first concert would be in less than 4 weeks. It was something which was impossible...

I grew up with him/ with his music. I first heard in the end of the 80's. I loved him. I tried to sing his songs. Everything I ever saw on TV just stuck in my mind, I never forgot all the scenes and the excitement, the magic e.g. the dangerous era. Meanwhile I had my little boygroup time, but Michael came back to me. In 1997 I started to collect things like crazy. To that time and years later I watched his dances, tried to teach them myself. It was different, it was innovativ, it was the BEST I've ever seen! The power, the energy, the magic - it couldn't be compared to someone else. I always tried to make plans to see him since the early 2000, but I was mostly too shy and scared to travel alone - but it was ALWAYS my biggest dream to meet him or see him live on stage... or just a second on some publice place - I didn't care, I just wanted to see him! Even the difficult time in 2004/05 didnt end my love to him because I always knew he was innocent.
After that it was really quiet but the announcement of the concerts made so happy like I haven't been before. I was lucky enough to get 4 tickets in the pre sale with VERY good view. I was happy, excited - finally my dream would be reality. I told my mom "After I've seen Michael, I can die - there won't be anything I need to see" with a big smile on my face.

My heart is broken. A part of my life has gone with him and I don't find the motivation to make new videos currently. It was my dream to be so good, to improve a lot, to become the best - so I can maybe work with him someday. I'm deeply sad. I'm crying ever since. Some people don't understand, but we fans do. And sorry to say that - if you think it's childish - please unfollow me, unsubscribe me - I don't need you.
It's very painful too because on his last pics he looks happy - he was ready for it. He wasn't ill as the press state. He was healthy. He looked healthy. But mostly - he was happy at the time - happy to start the tour and be with us again to share his talent on stage.

Michael, you will be deeply missed - every single day!
I'll keep you in my heart forever.
And even if I don't like to write this sentence because I don't want it to be true...
... Rest in heavenly Peace, Michael! See you on the other side!
I love you... more, Michael!

Thanks for reading!


Jennifer (FunkeyGurl)